The Call, Column 47 – HELP! What to Do About Critters in the Garden

6 06 2016

(May 22, 2016)

The Urban Farmer

HELP! What to Do About Critters in the Garden

A few days ago, I woke up for work in a great mood, like most other days. I put the coffee on and went outside to greet the day, peruse the garden, and feed the chickens. I was especially eager to check out the progress of one particular garden bed of brassicas (cabbage, kale, broccoli, and Brussels sprouts) and leafy greens that I planted a few weeks ago. And as I approached the bed, I found my plants…

…completely mowed down! Gone, eaten right down to the roots! It was most likely the work of the family of woodchucks that have lived in the wooded area behind my house for years, and have definitely visited my garden before. But it stings the same every time to find plants, especially those to which you’ve dedicated a lot of time and effort, just gone.

I’ll admit to having used a bit of colorful language after seeing this bad-mood-inducing sight, and imagining (at minimum) half-heartedly the proper way to hunt and cook those greedy little rodents. Don’t worry, I didn’t do it…yet.

Fittingly enough, that unfortunate experience was the inspiration for this column. High-time in the garden is quickly approaching, so we’re going to talk about the best “disruptive, but not destructive” methods to control critters in your garden. What I mean by that is to better define what I would generally call “sustainable” methods – ways to prevent wild animals from exercising their God-given right to eat plants they find growing in the dirt, that don’t contribute to the wholesale destruction of nature.

Now, we’ve talked about weed control before, but there’s something fundamentally different about pest problems and weed problems in the urban farm. As you all know first-hand, weeds are always there, but they don’t move nearly fast enough for you to wake up one morning to the unexpected sight of them having destroyed your garden. Animals (including bugs), on the other hand, are blessed with the gift of mobility, and they prefer the tasty plants in my garden over the grass growing right next to it for exactly the same reasons that I do. There are four loose categories of “disruptive, but not destructive” methods of critter control that we can and should all employ in our gardens. Let’s begin.

First up, there are biological controls. These use a harmless or less-harmful living creature to prevent an unwanted creature from visiting your garden, either by out-competing it, preying on it, or becoming its prey.

  • Planting trap crops: where a less valuable plant is used to lure insects and animals away from your food crops
  • Keeping a guard animal: whether a dog, a cat, or flock of chickens (not something I’ve ever tried myself), any animal that prefers the taste of insects and rodents over that of the plants in your garden does the trick
  • Encouraging wild bird activity: this seems counterintuitive, but by planting things that encourage birds, which may graze your plants but likely won’t decimate them, you are sure to keep harmful insect populations very low. This is sort of a non-domesticated version of guard-chickens.
  • Encouraging beneficial insects: introducing and encouraging ladybugs, praying mantises, and other beneficial insects, has the indirect effect of keeping harmful insect populations down. And my personal favorite…
  • Use poisonous or otherwise defensive plants: this can range from (simply) interspersing plants in danger of being attacked  with tomatoes/potatoes (whose leaves contain low levels of toxic alkaloids) or fragrant herbs (which tend to be deterrent to animals), to more sophisticated methods like taking advantage of wild-growing stinging nettles, which act sort of like a natural electric fence to unsuspecting animals, and even double as a tasty (cooked) spinach substitute since Mother Nature’s furry menaces probably won’t let me enjoy the crop I planted.

Next up, chemical controls, which use some chemical compound to deter or destroy a particular pest. I am generally hesitant to use these methods, because even so-called “natural” products can often be dangerous or polluting (poison ivy and deadly nightshade are “all-natural”). That said, naturally-derived pesticides like pyrethrum and retonone, and biological agents like bacillus thuringiensis, can be used as minimally-destructive pest control.

There are also ways to take advantage of some evolutionary quirk of the critter in question. For example, the urea-rich urine of predators (like foxes or human beings) literally smells of danger to small mammals, and can be sprinkled around your garden every so often as a natural defense mechanism. The same idea is what drives the use of fragrant plants, as described above.

Furthermore, there exist some truly harmless, natural chemical controls that I’ve used with a lot of luck in the past. Dried, ground chili pepper can be sprinkled on the soil to keep critters away: one accidental taste and I doubt they’ll stick around. Also, any type of fragrant onion (whether bits of garlic leaves, onion peels, or the inedible stalks of overwintered scallions) torn up and sprinkled in the garden seem to deter birds and small mammals.

There are also so-called physical controls, which utilize barriers and other contact-based mechanisms to prevent critters from eating your plants. Everyone knows the basics – fences, coverings like bird netting, wire mesh, and cloth, and any type of greenhouse/cold-frame structure – that are used to physically block animals (and sometimes bugs) from entering your garden. Furthermore, copper and table salt are effective physical (or maybe chemical?) slug deterrents, and open-topped containers of beer, buried with their openings flush to the ground, will attract, intoxicate, and drown all manner of unwanted bugs.

In addition, I would classify electrical-type phenomena as physical controls: a solar-powered electric fence is a great feature for an urban garden, and some companies make “gopher spikes”, which emit a high-pitched noise intended to deter rodents (a method that I actually believe I’ve had success with in the past).

When all is said and done, though, the best pest control is holistic management – plan your garden thoughtfully, and be willing to accept the low levels of damage that are usually inevitable.

By rotating crops, you prevent insect (and disease) populations from accumulating in the soil and confuse the radar of persistent rodents; by planting a good diversity of crops, one insect pest population or animal with particular tastes won’t destroy your entire garden; and by always having more seeds or plant starts than I need, I am able to reseed or replant (and replant, and replant) a bed with often minimal loss to long-term productivity.

In the end (and I assert this as much to myself as any of you), we can’t be mad at so-called pests. They live in nature, with no understanding of the human constructs of property rights and agriculture. They would prefer not to starve, and so when they see a plant that they like to eat, they eat it. Period.

I’ve said it before, and it’s even more apparent to me now: agriculture is by no means a completely pro-environmental pursuit. Nature would much rather “garden” that patch of land herself (doing so far more effectively) and feed her children in the process. We belong to the Earth’s ecosystem, not the other way around, and it’s up to us as responsible urban farmers to find ways to do our work that benefit both parties involved. And when it comes to critter control, the motto is simple: disrupt, but do not destroy.

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One response

7 06 2016
Francis Arsenault

I have a family of woodchuck living under my tool shed. Rule #1 , place them on slabs not elevated. Fortunately it’s in a far corner of the yard far away from my garden. When mowing the yard ,I leave some longer grass around the shed to try to encourage not to roam too far. Does not always workout.f

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